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Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 5, 2012 07:31 AM

It only takes the slightest bit of encouragement to capture the attention of a Brit. And lludwig very kindly provided that; something he may or may not regret somewhere down the line.

 

I borrowed (outright stole) all but the 'to' of the thread title from the very famous and hugely long-running BBC radio programme, originally known as the 'Home Service',  and subsequently renamed 'Letter from America' presented by Alistair Cooke. That ran to 2,869 shows. Not certain how much leeway I'm likely to be allowed, but we can try to make an assault on that record here.

 

My apologies to lludwig for not using his suggestion. But you all must know by now that we curmudgeons from the other side of the water aren't good at taking advice, whomever it is offering it. We tend to point haughtily at a volume of English History and expect you to know exactly what that means.

 

It wasn't too long ago that many over-righteous mouthpieces in our press were up in arms (not literally; we're not allowed such toys here) over the case of an old chap extradited to the U.S. for allegedly selling software to some noisomely-governed place or other in the middle-east, that could be incorporated into their overgrown fireworks. Well now there is a different story. And you are most welcome to the targets of the F.B.I.'s extradition attempts on this occasion. I would imagine those self-same mouthpieces would, this time, actively encourage such moves.

 

We have a large group of extremely despicable people that we would most humbly beg space in one or other of your penitentiaries for. The nastier the current inmates, the better, in my poor opinion. We call these dreadful specimens of supposed-humanity 'bankers'. As I understand it, you have also had problems recently with similar incredibly wealthy dregs.

 

Unfortunately for the 60+ millions of us here that aren't cabinet ministers, our highest administrators tend to desire such things as seats on the boards of large financial institutions to be ready-warmed for their aristocratic backsides in preparation for their next election defeat. So our bunch of sad wannabes in Westminster will never put in the effort necessary to send these money-grubbing miscreants to one of our own fine correctional institutions. Which are far too comfortable destinations for them anyway.

 

It is most fortunate for them that such folk as myself have no power because we would, by now, have already ordered the trapdoor and considerable lengths of good, sturdy hemp rope.

 

It is of constant amazement to me that it doesn't appear obvious to anyone with functional ears, eyes and a brain cell or two that what always-but-always floats to the top is the scum. It happens with ponds, rivers, lakes. And societies. Yet we fumble along for decades, even centuries, just allowing these jump-up johnnies to blatantly walk all over us.

 

It would seem, however, that that particular worm has had a burst of energy and is now engaged in the initial stages of turning. I do so look forward to a happy ending to all of this for us, the ordinary folk (and there's none more ordinary than me), and a seriously nasty and pauperizing finale for the greedy, grasping, fraudulent, villainous, iniquitous gangsters responsible for ruining our financial services industry.

 

I have had to rely on current affairs for the inspiration for this diatribe. That is because there isn't, of course, sufficient space on the internet for me to have employed British History for that purpose - he said grinningly.

 

I hope I didn't upset too many people or bring a real downer to your day. Only time and thread viewings will tell.

 

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Letter to America (pure plagiarism).

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Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 5, 2012 07:31 AM

It only takes the slightest bit of encouragement to capture the attention of a Brit. And lludwig very kindly provided that; something he may or may not regret somewhere down the line.

 

I borrowed (outright stole) all but the 'to' of the thread title from the very famous and hugely long-running BBC radio programme, originally known as the 'Home Service',  and subsequently renamed 'Letter from America' presented by Alistair Cooke. That ran to 2,869 shows. Not certain how much leeway I'm likely to be allowed, but we can try to make an assault on that record here.

 

My apologies to lludwig for not using his suggestion. But you all must know by now that we curmudgeons from the other side of the water aren't good at taking advice, whomever it is offering it. We tend to point haughtily at a volume of English History and expect you to know exactly what that means.

 

It wasn't too long ago that many over-righteous mouthpieces in our press were up in arms (not literally; we're not allowed such toys here) over the case of an old chap extradited to the U.S. for allegedly selling software to some noisomely-governed place or other in the middle-east, that could be incorporated into their overgrown fireworks. Well now there is a different story. And you are most welcome to the targets of the F.B.I.'s extradition attempts on this occasion. I would imagine those self-same mouthpieces would, this time, actively encourage such moves.

 

We have a large group of extremely despicable people that we would most humbly beg space in one or other of your penitentiaries for. The nastier the current inmates, the better, in my poor opinion. We call these dreadful specimens of supposed-humanity 'bankers'. As I understand it, you have also had problems recently with similar incredibly wealthy dregs.

 

Unfortunately for the 60+ millions of us here that aren't cabinet ministers, our highest administrators tend to desire such things as seats on the boards of large financial institutions to be ready-warmed for their aristocratic backsides in preparation for their next election defeat. So our bunch of sad wannabes in Westminster will never put in the effort necessary to send these money-grubbing miscreants to one of our own fine correctional institutions. Which are far too comfortable destinations for them anyway.

 

It is most fortunate for them that such folk as myself have no power because we would, by now, have already ordered the trapdoor and considerable lengths of good, sturdy hemp rope.

 

It is of constant amazement to me that it doesn't appear obvious to anyone with functional ears, eyes and a brain cell or two that what always-but-always floats to the top is the scum. It happens with ponds, rivers, lakes. And societies. Yet we fumble along for decades, even centuries, just allowing these jump-up johnnies to blatantly walk all over us.

 

It would seem, however, that that particular worm has had a burst of energy and is now engaged in the initial stages of turning. I do so look forward to a happy ending to all of this for us, the ordinary folk (and there's none more ordinary than me), and a seriously nasty and pauperizing finale for the greedy, grasping, fraudulent, villainous, iniquitous gangsters responsible for ruining our financial services industry.

 

I have had to rely on current affairs for the inspiration for this diatribe. That is because there isn't, of course, sufficient space on the internet for me to have employed British History for that purpose - he said grinningly.

 

I hope I didn't upset too many people or bring a real downer to your day. Only time and thread viewings will tell.

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 26, 2012 09:40 AM

Looks like it's not a good year to have been an actress in the Dr. Who series.

 

Well, lets hope that's the last of the sad news for a while.

 

Find us some cheery or funny news for your next post, Sig!  W

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 26, 2012 10:27 AM

I suppose I could take a closer look at the athletic antics around the capital of our fair nation.

 

That seems to be producing a veritable barrel of laughs.

 

The latest cock-up involved a huge screen displaying images of the players in the women's football (soccer) where the minor gods responsible for the content managed to feature the South Korean flag beside pictures of the players of the North Korean team.

 

They were not best pleased.

 

Red faces all around, including Cameron putting in an apologetic appearance. He's now spouting things like, "the shamb.. er, Olympics will show the world beyond doubt that Britain can deliver".

 

We already had Royal Mail who were pretty good at delivering. Not entirely sure what he's getting at with that.

 

One of the associated pictures being bandied about shows the PM in deep conversation with Beckham - which only goes to remind us of the intellectual level he operates on.

 

Another depicts the 190 year old Bruce Forsyth holding the tin stick-on-fire laughingly known as the 'Olympic Torch' (of which there seem to be dozens, if not hundreds).

 

Hundreds of thousands of Nat West bank customers have found their accounts somewhat lacking in funds after the banks duplicated millions of payments. Another great success for our financial services industry.

 

And from Enniskillen in County Fermanagh we have news that a 1,000 year old 'bug comb' has been discovered, proving that 'nit' and headlice problems were a part of daily life even then.

 

Your Mitt Romney is wandering around London. He had apparently said that there were 'disconcerting signs' that the UK was not ready to host the Olympics. But since having been in conversation with Cameron he appears to have changed his mind (or lost it - if he had one to begin with). His prediction now is that the games will be 'very successful'. I see the indoctrination machine, along with the hypnotic tea cup kept for such occasions in number 10 is still fully functional.

 

Scotland has provided us with our latest entry for the Darwin Awards: a 76 year-old man driving a 25 tonne articulated dumper truck threw the vehicle into reverse and hurled it and himself into a deep quarry. Ex Cathedra: The Health and Safety Executive has been informed. So more silly rules on the way.

 

Think of it as evolution in action.

(Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle 'Oath of Fealty' 1981 Timescape Books).

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 26, 2012 11:12 AM

Some very odd goings-on: in his meeting with Cameron, Beckham was wearing an 'Old Etonians' tie.

 

Extremely bad form, that man!

 

Wonder if his wife dressed him this morning. Hmm.

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 26, 2012 01:30 PM

Beckham is great eye candy, but spoils it when he speaks.

 

I tend not to "diss" the Olympics as our province went through the process in 2010 (Vancouver, BC).  There is just so much hard work done by so many people that I feel it's unkind at the very least to speak badly about the games before they even start.  Why would we listen to politicians about the games, anyway?

 

The banking system in the UK is in a shambles.  Our finance minister tried to offer some advice, but his UK counterpart didn't appreciate his "meddling."

 

But l like the story about the bug comb.  The lice are always with us...  Wendy

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 26, 2012 02:19 PM

Don't forget: candy rots your teeth. Think what it might be doing to your eyes.

 

'Eye candy' for me is Debbie Harry circa. 1979 (Heart of Glass UK video) with just a touch of 'filler' imagination. She was a bit like an ironing board with two aspirins on it. But a very pretty ironing board.

 

I have nothing against the Olympics themselves. Some people like all of that running and jumping around, some even like watching it.

 

My beef is mainly with the 'organisers'. Most of them are inadequate to the task and only have it due to some personal influence, an old school pal or simple fluke.

 

They all, however they got their jobs, acquire a self-importance all out of proportion with their actual task's place in the scheme of things.

 

A reasonably personable sports celebrity can become an Ur-Emperor, even though his position is something that occasionally requires him to hold a clipboard and speak to a TV news reporter.

 

A guy you played darts with in the pub last week is suddenly the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler due to being asked to 'guard' the torch as it passes 2 miles outside the village.

 

A budding politician imagines himself in Churchill's shoes because he got German Ordinary Level Certificate at school and has been asked to translate for his opposite number from Deutschland: they'll no doubt spend a month or so misunderstanding each other, the result of which will be Cameron declaring war on Germany in December.

 

As for the banks, if you want to know who runs all that stuff you should watch 'Yes Minister' and 'Yes Prime Minister'. Most people thought they were sitcoms. Some of us knew they were docu-dramas.

 

I don't mind knowing about the millions of 'friends' we carry around with us and sleep with. I just don't care for microscope pictures at 1500x showing me what these alien passengers actually look like. I'd probably run away from most of them. The rest I'd splat with a rolled newspaper or flush 'em down the loo.

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 27, 2012 10:35 AM

I do like, Boris, Sig.  I think he's funny and that's what I like in a politician! (;))

 

LOCOG, the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games

I'm so glad that you wrote what the acronmyn means because I thought LOCOG mean "low cognition."  (:^O)

 

I should think that the Olympics will provide more funny fodder in the days to come, but as I am 8 hrs. behind GMT, I won't see the opening ceremony for another 3.5 hrs!  Wendy

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 27, 2012 11:05 AM

Wendy, I could be in London in about 3.5 hours, but I won't see the opening ceremony unless someone ties me to a chair and forces me to watch it.

 

Boris is always good for entertainment. It is widely believed that he only got his mayoral position due to his appearances on the BBC's 'Have I Got News For You'. Having 'funny' politicians would be nice if their other talents were anything more than 'a little dim'.

 

And 'Low Cognition' probably fits much better than their actual unweildy title does. To be honest I had to look it up myself.

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 28, 2012 08:40 AM

Not having seen the vast majority of it, I can only assume that the Olympic opening ceremony was reasonably apposite and generally successful; the BBC is rather full of itself today, so they're obviously happy about the outcome.

 

I did see the short film of Bond's accompanying of Her Majesty to the venue. The parachute descent was most ably accomplished for an eighty-six year old lady. Not sure what happened to Bond, though. He's probably still dangling from some high-tension power cable somewhere. Unless he morphed into Prince Phil on the way down.

 

The general consensus appears to be 'job well done', which unfortunately takes away a lot of the fun for a cynical curmudgeon such as myself. I suppose I'll have to find something more my own size to pick on.

 

The problem there is that today appears to offer nothing that has much in the way of 'mickey' to be extracted from it. If you haven't come across it before 'Taking the mickey' is an expression meaning to poke fun at.

 

So I'll settle for spreading a little tongue-in-cheek education. The following link leads to an amusing article which explains many British idiosycrasies, all tied together by the numbers '12', '212' and '2012'. Enjoy.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18983558

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 28, 2012 10:35 AM

Loved the link, Sig!  (Are we the only ones "talking" in this thread?)  Are Hugh Grant and Stephen Fry happy that they're the "poster boys" for that article?  I love the term "Jafaican" -- the centre of Canada's universe (that would be Toronto) has quite a number of Jafaican speakers, too.  Wendy

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 28, 2012 11:54 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2180326/Corrie-actor-Geoffrey-Hughes-68-dies-year-cancer-battle.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

 

Oh no!  Onslow died!  Keeping Up Appearances was a big favourite in Canada and the US.  RIP Mr. Hughes.  :(Wendy

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 28, 2012 01:44 PM

It does seem to be that we suffered a quartet of losses in this round.

 

Unless, of course, Geoff was the start of a second trio. That, too, is not unprecented. And the thought of it will probably be responsible for a number of quavery line deliveries on various stages spotted around London's West End tonight.

 

As to messrs Fry and Grant's feelings about being used as the models to illustrate the Beeb's humorous foray, I'm sure they'll take it as it was intended. Stephen Fry can't get angry at Auntie Beeb when she's so fond of filling up his bank accounts alongside making him ever more famous. And Hugh Grant probably couldn't care less. Thing is, it was all pretty much the truth, so no-one can get or stay upset for long.

 

And it really was 'QI' - quite interesting.

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 28, 2012 03:51 PM

Poor old Barclays. But, after their criminal predations, it is so difficult to feel for them, isn't it?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-19026835

 

:^O

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 28, 2012 04:43 PM

Police said the raider left the scene in the digger, driving it along Barretts Lane, and it was later found abandoned in a field.

 

Wouldn't a digger on the road at 3:30 am be a bit conspicuous?  Maybe no one else was in the lane.

 

Perhaps the "offender" was just trying to recoup some of his losses incurred by Barclays' interest rate fiddling...;)

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 29, 2012 02:58 AM

A single word, along with its definition, added to one man's vocabulary might very well have save his life.

 

The 48 year-old had decided to use an old 45 gallon oil drum to construct a home-made barbeque. As he worked on shaping his idea with an angle-grinder the drum promptly exploded and completely spoiled the rest of his days.

 

Had he been aware of the word 'Purge' he might have considered the possible residues left in the drum and done something about them. Another one for the Darwin Awards? Perhaps not quite daft enough.

 

We appear to have a Member of Parliament who actually has a use: MP for Peterborough, Stewart Jackson, was out shopping with his wife and daughter when he saw a local idiot hurl a full beer bottle at a bus shelter, causing glass in both it and the bottle to shatter, showering shards in all directions.

 

He approached this sterling example of British citizenry with the intention of making a 'Citizen's Arrest'. The perpetrator didn't appear to like that idea at all, launching a few badly-aimed blows in the MP's general direction and failing to connect with any of them, probably due to the number of beer bottles he had previously emptied into himself.

 

He then managed to kick at his prospective arrestor before making a somewhat unsteady run for it. The MP's wife had been engaged in calling in the bobbies during this, and they soon caught the nutcase further down the road.

 

It would appear that official reactions to odd finds have changed a little over the last 30 years or so. Two unexploded artillery shells were discovered yesterday in Sheerness Harbour. A 100 yard 'exclusion zone' was immediately put around the area whilst coastguards hurried to the spot. A maritime recue co-ordination centre liased with a Royal Navy explosive ordnance disposal unit. The shells were later deemed 'safe' and the 'exclusion zone' lifted.

 

Back in 1979 I, too, found an unexploded artillery shell, while searching the buried remains of an 18th century farmhouse with a metal detector, near Rochdale. Having decided that old ordnance was all the rusted, bullet-shaped object could be, I carried it to the nearest public telephone box and called the boys in blue. A Mini containing a sergeant and an inspector duly arrived some 10 minutes later, took the offending item and dropped it into the car's boot. The inspector climbed back into the car with the warning, "if this goes off I'll come back to bloody well haunt you".

 

Ah, the good old days, eh?

 

Footage of a superfast ambush predator, caught in slow-motion, has delighted scientists who had never witnessed the actual mechanism before. The net-casting spider was previously thought to use only its superb vision for targeting its prey, but the footage clearly shows the triggering impulse.

Now we can all see this amazing creature in action.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18990161

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 29, 2012 02:32 PM

After reading a post by Bookwik on the 'Why can't I stop buying books?' thread I was going to post there. But this got out of hand for that thread, so I thought it better placed here.

 

I delight in the odd success. The feeling a dramatic 'coup' can give you is definitely worth the effort.

 

But I try to remain in a sort of penurious position where I can just about afford to keep the wolves from the door, even having to resort to robbing Peter to pay Paul most of the time.

 

It doesn't allow of foreign holidays (or indeed any holidays at all); a car or any vehicle, other than the bus, to get about in; expensive hobbies such as eating out, socializing in pubs - socializing at all other than visiting or being visited by friends - or anything considered a 'luxury' (other than my Nescafe Gold Blend 'Black Gold' instant coffee, but I consider that an essential survival item).

 

I sell my books simply because they no longer fit my collection - an ever-evolving beast - and in order to pay for the things that will fit when I manage to find one that I can afford.

 

Its a disease. I've had it since I was a kid. No idea who I caught it from as no-one else in my family is what I would call a 'collector'.

 

But I'm not interested in riches. It would be very nice to have all that is necessary to inflate my library to the proportions I could never have hoped for, even to have that Bugatti Veyron in its glass box on my lawn so that I could just look at it. But I can see a Veyron by watching a bit of Top Gear any time I like. And I'm happy to allow my books to accumulate as and when they will.

 

My aim is to stay so close to the poverty line that no-one will have grounds to try to take anything away from me. There are far too many bodies here in the UK, official and otherwise, only too keen to take anyone they can get their claws into for everything they have. Having nothing really p*sses them off when they try your doorbell.

 

I'm not supposed to mention politics, but it does have a part in my agenda. I don't want them to have any real contribution from me to fund their slimy evil ways. I'm happy to pay for local services; garbage-collection, police, fire, etc. And we all pay for the national health system - long may it last - but I want no part of central government's wastefulness.

 

I suppose, like a great many in this 'world's most watched on CCTV' population, I like to have a ready and open target to moan about. It is one of our national pastimes and, had there been an event, we'd have won every Olympic medal offered in it. We Brits will moan about and to anything, and we don't care how big a stick it carries.

 

And there's always the benefit, when 'recession' time comes around again, where if you have nothing it is damned hard to lose it. We have these economic dips quite regularly - according to the press - and occasionally there are headlines describing something called a 'boom'. I know what they're saying, but both situations have always appeared to be the same from wherever I was standing.

 

There was a 'boom' during the reign of the great beast (Thatch.... damn, now I have to wash my keyboard again). But all I saw was the unemployment and devastation of industry that held more than 3 million of us for close to two decades (bloody Tories). It would appear that the view of a 'boom' can only be had by standing on top of your family fortune - if it ain't big enough there's nothing to see.

 

I suppose I should be cheered up by the Olympics. But I'm not a big sports fan and never have been. Plus I did get a view of some of the ticket prices and could only laugh at the absurdity: some of the cheapest tickets to some of the daftest events were in excess of £100 each - that's TWENTY times what I paid the first time I saw Queen live, and the entire Olympic games couldn't come close to equalling that event.

 

Well, I had to let the curmudgeon out for a while. Couldn't stop it wandering into here. I think it may be insane, but I daren't ask.

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 29, 2012 02:43 PM

Do you have a blog, Sig?

 

If not, think about it.  Done right, you'd probably get more views than the little BSB protons of the internet here.

 

Just a thought.

 

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 29, 2012 03:11 PM

It isn't anything I'd ever considered. And I doubt I would know how or where to begin such a thing. I did start a 'Me' page on eBay once. But other things got in the way and it was left almost before it was begun.

 

I am, however, very much enjoying adding to this thread.

 

I might even acquire some kind of stage fright if I thought it was reaching too big an audience. I estimated there are perhaps 100 regulars on this board who might look in. I felt that was a number I could handle; I can, after all, hide behind my keyboard and monitor. Had there been a webcam or such involved I probably would have passed up the opportunity in the first place.

 

I like talking to people, but I'm not sure I could manage to talk to them all at once. I have often got away with speaking to complete strangers at bus stops and on buses, in main streets and shops and such. That is considered a short step down from High Treason in a place like London. But I'm a northerner, and we don't hold with anything those soft southern buggers get up to; we'll talk to anyone, whether they listen or not: their loss if they don't. But it is usually only one or two at a time.

 

Why does one 'blog' and where, and who for? I thought you had to be hired by somebody to do that sort of thing. And only to their agenda, like a journalist tied to one publication.

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 29, 2012 04:24 PM

R.I.P. post number 120.

 

I have just had the death certificate from eBay.

 

It apparently expired from 'Refusing to follow eBay Staff instructions (Off Topic Posting)', which it really should have been immune to in a clearly off-topic thread.

 

Has anyone ever heard such instruction. I certainly haven't, so I would very much like to know who they spoke to when giving those 'instructions'.

 

No matter. I have my own copy.

 

Well shall remember, but never forgive.

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 29, 2012 04:50 PM

Very odd that a post from this thread should be removed: I don't recall it being in any way offensive or disreputable.

 

Yet a thread I requested be removed is still alive, kicking and getting more posts. It was my own 'Foot' thread, and the request was made on Saturday.

 

Did they remove the wrong thing and just give the first reason that entered their heads?

 

Am I just being foolish trying to figure the motives of the blind behemoth?

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 29, 2012 05:31 PM

Am I just being foolish trying to figure the motives of the blind behemoth?

 

The vagaries of "live world" moderation don't have real live motives, I believe -- just "bot" motives.  The correct button does not always get pushed.

 

Post where you like, Sig.  Boardies/browsers have the choice to read or not to read.  Wendy

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 30, 2012 06:29 AM

I'd put money on it being left completely alone if I were to repost it.

 

But that would put it out of order as it really belongs at number 120.

 

Letting the brainless meddlers have their way seems the best plan on this occasion.

 

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Jul 31, 2012 03:10 AM

A very large number of ladies across the world will be in mourning today for the loss of their supplier of reading material.

 

I say ladies as I don't personally know of any of the male persuasion who will admit to being a reader, though there are bound to be many.

 

The best-selling Irish writer, Maeve Binchy, having sold more than 40 million books, died after a short illness.

 

A weird little thing on the BBC website, whereby by adding your height and weight you can compare yourself to a large number of Olympic athletes to see which are closest to you in those dimensions, has me in the company of eight from various nations. Unfortunately only one of them shares the same gender - a Georgian freestyle wrestler. Apparently I'd be closer to the 'norm' were I female. That tidbit certainly hasn't inspired any thoughts of gender-reassignment.

 

Not sure if it will work for you folks - many things seem to be available to the UK only - but here's a link to the page:-

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19050139

 

The Australian authorities are celebrating after a year-long investigation saw them intercept and seize a haul of drugs from a Hong Kong-based ring with an estimated 'value' of over half a billion Australian dollars.

 

The drugs were found concealed in a shipment of terracotta ceramics. A great pity for The Sun newspaper here, who are very fond of jokey headlines, as the drugs consisted 306kg (674.61lb) of crystal methamphetamine and 252kg of heroin. Had it been cannabis I don't doubt The Sun's headline would have been something like 'Huge Pot Find In Huge Pots'.

 

A Swiss bank are stinging a little just now. Their expected second quarter profit figures are only half the size they had hoped for due to a poor investment - Facebook. The social networking site's share values are down some 39% from the initial sale price.

 

Quite pleased to hear it personally. The whole 'value' of the thing was based on possible advertising revenue. If advertising can keep me from watching TV, reading newspapers and listening to radio it certainly isn't going to encourage me to have anything to do with a website whose only aim and income lies in trying to sell things to you - unless its eBay, of course. And I object to having adverts for 'Laser Eye Surgery' and such on my auction pages, though I know there is nothing I can do about it.

 

Panic is not far from setting in here. The auction for the 'Golden Lily Foot' ended on Sunday night, and the buyer has made payment for it. I had intended to stick with my usual routine of getting the goods packed preparatory to handing them over to the courier within the '1 working day' required by eBay.

 

Unfortunately the owner appears to have decided to extend his holiday without informing me or anyone else I know. As I understood it, he was due to return on Sunday evening, which would allow me access to the item - which he retained during the auction - in order to comply with the rules. But he still has not returned home.

 

Is burglary an appropriate response to this situation?

 

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A preoccupation with the next world is a clear indication of an inability to cope credibly with this one. .

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Aug 1, 2012 03:19 AM

It is odd how 'old money' usually remains just that by being uselessly (to anyone else) left to accumulate. Yet 'new money' is busily doing things that need to be done and helping many whose need is more than obvious.

 

It would be difficult to imagine some country-mansioned toff, whose family fortune stems from the 'Triangle Trade', putting his hand into his Cayman Islands account to donate to  a worthy cause. Unless, of course, such donation offered a profitable tax break.

 

Yet today we have news that a young lad who lost his leg to Ewing's Sarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer which affects fewer than 30 children a year, has been given a donation of a five-figure sum to afford him a prosthetic replacement.

 

The donation comes from the winners of the largest lottery prize ever won in this country. A couple from Ayrshire in Scotland scooped their £161 million win on the Eurolottery and have been handing chunks of it to good causes ever since. When they were made aware of the 13 year-old's plight they were only too happy to assist.

 

The evidence for the existence of the Higgs boson-like particle, whose discovery was announced on 4 July this year, has been boosted from the '5 Sigma' one-in-3.5 million chance of an error, to a '5.8 Sigma' which is a one-in-300 million chance of it not really existing.

 

The data from the LHC has strengthened the case after both Atlas and CMS submitted fuller analyses of the 'decay channels'. The CMS team reports the '5.8 Sigma' numbers whilst the Atlas team report results reaching a significance of '5.9 Sigma' - a one-in-550 million chance that, in the absence of a Higgs, the signals they see would be recorded.

 

Anyone brave enough to bet against those odds?

 

It seems that pretzel-thinking is still catching them out. A trio of low-emission, hydrogen-fuelled London taxis, introduced to ferry VIPs and officials during the Games, must now be carried on a transporter for a 130 mile round trip in order to refuel.

 

A hydrogen refuelling station at Lea Interchange, very close to the Olympic park, has had to be closed for 'security reasons'. The next nearest source is at Honda's manufacturing plant in Swindon.

 

So much for low-emissions and energy saving ideas. No doubt the truck used to transport the three vehicles produces enough unwelcome gasses, and drinks sufficient quantities of fossil fuel to negate any gains made in that direction.

 

I wonder if the 'security reasons' quoted as being to blame are anything to do with the wonderful G4S, who appear to have been trying to foul up the entire thing since not quite starting to do the job for which they wish to be paid their £57 million fee.

 

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A preoccupation with the next world is a clear indication of an inability to cope credibly with this one. .

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Re: Letter to America (pure plagiarism).
Aug 1, 2012 10:52 AM

It seems that pretzel-thinking is still catching them out. A trio of low-emission, hydrogen-fuelled London taxis, introduced to ferry VIPs and officials during the Games, must now be carried on a transporter for a 130 mile round trip in order to refuel.

 

A hydrogen refuelling station at Lea Interchange, very close to the Olympic park, has had to be closed for 'security reasons'. The next nearest source is at Honda's manufacturing plant in Swindon.

 

So much for low-emissions and energy saving ideas. No doubt the truck used to transport the three vehicles produces enough unwelcome gasses, and drinks sufficient quantities of fossil fuel to negate any gains made in that direction.

 

Murphy's Law at work, there, LOL!

 

Two American philanthropists come to mind when speaking of doling out new-money dosh:  Warren Buffet and Bill Gates.  But I suspect that if one did a little "digging" one could find a good number of old-money philanthropy.

 

That Scottish couple has the right idea and if there's a heaven, they're in.  W.

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