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groos... you bass turd.

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Finally someone as twisted and cruel as I am! MUAHAHAHAHAH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By the way I found an endless supply of hot canned air (no, not the "French" solution).

I have discovered that attorneys are an endless supply of high pressure exhalations, which could be harnessed to spin windmills, send sailboats across some fairly large lakes (the Lake Superior comes to mind), and of course dusting PCs. Just place the offending part in front of a liar...uhh...lawyer who is preparing for either opening or closing lie..s...err arguments, and in two or three seconds you are done.
I have also discovered a nearly inexhaustible vaccuum supply! Thats right, you guessed it: the paralegal. I have heard stories that they can suck the chrome of a trailer hitch...especially if the hitch belongs to an afore mentioned source of high pressure exhalations....

Since this IS my thread... and Lake Superior was mentioned twice... here's some background and statistics on the greatest of Great Lakes.
(It happens to be an extremely cold body of water)

Lake Superior
Facts and Figures

Overview
Lake Superior is the largest of the Great Lakes in surface area and volume. Lake Superior could contain all the other Great Lakes plus three more lakes the size of Lake Erie. Water flows into the lake from many small rivers and streams. The Long Lac and Ogoki diversions in Canada channel water into Lake Superior that would otherwise flow into Hudson Bay. By order of the International Joint Commission, the lake's level, controlled by gates on the St. Marys River at Sault Ste. Marie, may not exceed 602 ft (183 m) above sea level. Each year a small percentage of the lake's water flows out through the St. Marys River, and it takes almost two centuries for the water to be completely replaced (retention time). The Lake Superior drainage basin is rich in natural resources and scenic beauty. It is sparsely populated and economically dependent on its natural resources, which include metals, minerals, forests and recreation/tourism opportunities such as national lakeshores and national/state/provincial parks. It is particularly known for its clear, cold water and agate beaches. A circle tour guides highway travelers around the lakeshore. Many shipwrecks in Lake Superior are now protected in bottomland preserves and accessible to recreational divers. In 1985, scientists using a submersible vessel descended for the first time to the deepest part (-1,333 ft./-405 m) of Lake Superior near the Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore in Michigan waters.

References: Lake Superior brochure, 1990, Michigan Sea Grant


Figures
LENGTH: 350 miles / 563 km.

BREADTH: 160 miles / 257 km.

AVERAGE DEPTH: 483 ft. / 147 m.

MAXIMUM DEPTH: 1,332 ft. / 406 m.

VOLUME: 2,900 cubic miles / 12,100 cubic km.

WATER SURFACE AREA: 31,700 sq. miles / 82,100 sq. km.

DRAINAGE BASIN AREA: 49,300 sq. miles / 127,700 sq. km.

SHORELINE LENGTH (including islands): 2,726 miles / 4,385 km.

ELEVATION: 600 ft. / 183 m.

OUTLET: St. Marys River to Lake Huron

RETENTION/REPLACEMENT TIME: 191 years

NAME: The first French explorers approaching the great inland sea by way of the Ottawa River and Lake Huron referred to their discovery as le lac superieur. Properly translated, the expression means "Upper Lake," that is, the lake above Lake Huron. Kitchi-gummi, a Chippewa Indian translation, signifies Great-water or Great-lake. A Jesuit name, Lac Tracy, was never officially adopted.

References: Great Lakes Atlas, Environment Canada and U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, 1995

Someday, clean air may very well become a rare commodity. By stockpiling now, you will be able to safely breathe for years to come.

Have you not seen the movie Spaceballs with references to "Perriair"...? (like Perrier)

Please visit the following site for more info:
http://www.tomsquotes.amhosting.net/movies/space/perriair.jpg

tstm -

sort of reminds me of a Johnny Cash song.. except that one went... umm...

down down, the ring of...

oh this post is just stupid.

forget I said anything, go about your normal business.

Someone wanna help this thread break the 80 posts mark.

I'm buying the first round when it breaks a 100 posts.

IT'S ALIVE!!! SHE LIVES!!! GROW! GROW! GRROUUUW! up to 100! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! (Hey to_serve_the_machine I am eviler than you because my laugh is longer) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! 19 to go...

The atomic weight of this thread is now 83.

------ Respectfully yours, Saskboy

eviler: Is this really a word???

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I tend to spend most of my time on Earth.

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All of the above are indeed good questions...

Prefer to stay on the surface of this nice little blue planet. I have heard about this interesting thing called SCUBA. Have to give that a try someday.

resident alien visa?
nah... just an H-2B so I can work the fields.

Jedi don't require immunizations...
*shakes head...
Midiclorians? ever hear of them?
how about adenosine triphosphate?

read and find enlightenment my friend.
http://www.greyjedi.net/archives/midichlorians.html

As for your statement about parking on the moon...pick up a telescope at exactly 4:15am at what you call Eastern time, during every third showing of the full moon, and look for a small glint of light near the upper right side. Thats my spare transport.

I hate breaking my own rules, but I have to say it before I forget: If I see a glint on the moon I will have to get an ICBM to remove that blemish from the Moon.

tstm: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."