Faggots and peas for supper

or perhaps a wee Scotish kipper

Thank You. I'll pass

All give me gas

My culinary delights are scuppered

Distinctive and tasty Marmite

Distinctive and tasty Marmite

Is imported to the delight

Of Aussies and Brits

without it we`d have fits

Distinctive and tasty Marmite

Is imported to the delight

Of Aussies and Brits

without it we`d have fits

or even turn angry and fight

There`s a hole deep and wide

There`s a hole both deep and wide

with something very strange inside

It's called a money pit

There`s a hole both deep and wide

with something very strange inside

It's called a money pit

I think I will go get lit

Instead, I sat down and cried

It's a gorgeous summer day

It's a gorgeous summer day

just perfect for making hay

Lets get out the scythe

And next we shall strive

... . .

I`m putting on my big top hat

On which someone sat

... . .

I`m putting on my big top hat

On which someone sat

It pops back in shape

Like your Magician's cape

Thanks to a curious cat!

Now that it is almost dark

Music touches every key of memory, and stirs all the hidden springs of sorrow and joy; we love it for what it makes us forget, and for what it makes us remember.~~L.E. Landon

Now that it is almost dark

and the moon shines stark

Shadows play games

Now that it is almost dark

and the moon shines stark

Shadows play games

landscape silvered framed

Time to leave the Park

Lets all get some humor

... . .

Lets all get some humor

Okay! Let's start a rumor

Ebay is going broke!

The CEO took a toke

... . .

The cow ran out the barn

The farmer swore, "Oh Darn!"

He sent the bull